Mom's Bathroom Reader is all about Naughty and Nice. Compiled by the UniMom for all who have ever passed over her cervical cusp, this little tome reviews Mom's Rules, Regulations, "You Betters," and Musts. This is a power book written by Mom - who knows sometimes you lose control. So, Mom's back now to remind you about stuff she already told you about. Think you're all grown up and on your own now? Think she doesn't control you anymore? Well, think again. Yes, think about the shock and awe of her pelvic thrust. So, WASH YOUR HANDS, FIND A QUIET SPOT and START READING your mother's book.