Mommy Haiku'd All Over the Baby

In this funny, dark, fast-paced collection, author Chelle Landers commiserates on the tumult of new motherhood. Moms with no time, no free hands, and no end in sight can access and embrace these relatable entries.

Landers covers it all, from pregnancy and infant care, to the postpartum marital bedroom, and on to the surprising challenges of mommy groups and additional siblings. Mothers of all age and experience can relate to Chelle's painful revelations and coy observations that having a baby is lonely, destructive, humbling, frustrating, terrifying... and worth it.

A book for new moms Like chocolate pudding For the spoonless.

Three fast lines of verse Mom's reading limit Before baby's next oil change.

Leisure time to read As likely as two planes crashing Underwater.