Dick Wolfsie is the world's cheeriest curmudgeon. Much of the world mystifies him; bad news for Dick, but great news for the many fans of his syndicated humour column, his video essays on TV, and his weekly Public Radio commentary. Chapters include Moping About The House, Moping About My Manhood, Matrimonial Mopiness, Moping About Money and more. In this book the author battles cell phones, chin exercisers, snoring dogs, out of control dandelions, ear buds, vacuum cleaners, leg cramps and security passwords.