What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies. How does an elephant get down from a tree? He sits on a leaf and waits for autumn. What do you call a bear with no ear? B. Why did the farmer call his pig Ink? Because he was always running out of the pen. Did you hear about the man who crossed an octopus with a cow? He got a farm animal that could milk itself. An ark-full of animal jokes that will have you 'horse' with laughing!