When you start school DO NOT 1.DO NOT Cause a chemical explosion 2.DO NOT Send a child flying across the classroom 3.DO NOT Tie the trainer laces of pupils together 4.DO NOT Fart at the Christmas Concert 5.DO NOT Cause a child to inflate like bubble gum 6.DO NOT Use the wrong loo 7.DO NOT Cause a fruit fight 8.DO NOT Truant your lessons 9.DO NOT Cause a blackout at the school disco 10.DO NOT Kiss your teacher