Mug and Mali are currently Manuscript Igniters at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Pretoxification, where their work on setting fire to classics made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as gizzard fodder. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort.