Look around there are not many good and simple-to-read theory books on music. While everyone wants to play an instrument, what they don't realize is that music theory gives you the knowledge to play any instrument. Once you know music theory, you can stretch a rubber band on a stick and play music. The problem has been that no one has wanted to take the time to teach it. We have taken the time. We will even use Pizza to teach you rhythm, so eat up and enjoy.