Taken from a five-star review of The Free Unillustrated Edition, "Quite a fun short story, about an older sister who is fed up with her brother always wearing the same shirt with pictures of aliens on it everyday, except to sleep in, which never gets washed and of course reaks. She plans on shirtnapping the shirt while he is asleep or in the shower but the little brother has taken his own security measures to protect the shirt. He has a very important reason for doing this which I won't give away and will let you read and find out." Now Illustrated and available in print and ebook.