When did dogs go from eating table scraps to gourmet food? When did they start wearing designer clothes and accessories? When did they stop being pets and become our children? MY KIDS HAVE TAILS is a light-hearted glimpse at how we humans tend to perceive our canine kids, sparing no expense on grooming, toys and tasty treats. (There are specialty bakeries for dogs throughout the nation and spreading.) We've gone as far as renting halls for canine weddings replete with peanut butter cakes and Barkmitzvahs when they reach thirteen. Oy Vay MY KIDS HAVE TAILS follows the progression of my four furbags, from basic dogs to spoiled rotten kids, which is certain to strike a responsive cord in all you Dog Mommies (and Daddies) out there. "Quick grab a camera. He looks so cute."