Marsha R. Kennedy has always had a constant need to travel and to live around the world. In January of 2009, she set off on an adventure living and working in Pohnpei, Federated States of Micronesia (an island that is only a tiny speck on the globe) as an Attorney for the Micronesian government. This travel essay is a humorous recount of some of her experiences there. A list of "101 Things I Learned Living in Micronesia (FSM) That You Probably Should Consider before Moving There" is a list of anecdotes included at the end.