Stuart Roshborg is a jerk and a loser. As he is falling down the stairs to his death, Stu has an idea for a self-help scam that could make him filthy rich. An accidental by-product is that it could also prevent the end of the world as we know it Roshborg wrangles a gift from God: a second chance at life To prove he is worthy, Stu must become a better man, learn to love, and write a book, My Way or The Highway. The book must inspire people to practice love, kindness, and generosity, while renewing their relationship with God. Easy, right? Uh, not so fast Ever wonder what the afterlife has in store for us sinners? Stuart Roshborg takes you on a darkly uplifting trip through the endless lines, bureaucratic snafus, and legal proceedings that have shut Heaven down. It's a lot different than you ever imagined When he meets God, Stuart Roshborg pleads his case and is sent back to carry out a simple mission: Save the world Stu has one year to pull it off. If he does, he takes the express lane to Heaven. If he screws up, Stuart Roshborg goes straight to Hell. Never has anyone been less qualified to save the human race