Arrr Me, Hearties Avast ya pack of seadogs It's Captain Black from the wicked pirate catfish gang. I'm here to tell yas about a new book that stars me and me gang. Neptune's Trident it be called There's a lot of dogs in it too but don't let that put ya off.You see, me and that evil genius cat, Speed Bump Charlie, steal Neptune's Trident. Neptune you sees is powerless without it and me and the old alley cat plan to take over all the oceans and all the seas. I want to rule as an all-powerful being and Speed Bump Charlie wants a never-ending supply of fish to eat Astro and the rest of da mutts get caught up with some slippery characters as they try to foil our brilliant plans. Arrr Join the mystery and suspense in this fantastic children's book. You'll meet Neptune, the nuttiest god in the world, a small, but delicious crab and there's even a special appearance from the Ugliest Dog in the World, Icky. So, what are you waiting for me hearties Get reading and if this book doesn't give you the biggest belly laugh you've had in a while I'll eat me pirate hat Translation for non-pirates: Neptune's Trident is the next tale in the Astro's Adventures series. Neptune has lost his trident and without it he can't protect his kingdom under the sea. He calls on our brave team of dogs to help him find it. What he doesn't know is that it has been stolen by the wicked genius Speed Bump Charlie and a gang of evil pirate catfish. They want to use it to take over the oceans and rule the seas. This fun children's book takes us on a slightly wet journey of sea monsters, hammerhead guards and a little crab floating on a raft of rubbish