"I will always love that book and right now, I don't even like her that much." Never Lend A Book You Love To Someone You Only Like is a brutally honest collection of essays about love, romance, heartbreak, growing up, and growing old. Mixing witty banter with earnest prose, Garrett M. Carlson captures the sights and sounds of being a transcendent twenty-something in a world he just doesn't quite understand yet. Inspired by a love of love, sad British pop music, and an excruciating search for the ever illusive "one," this collection is for those who dream of the impossible and live a life worthy of being written about. Awful first dates to the hit musical Grease- nothing is off limits within these pages. More than anything though, this group of stories is a call to arms for readers of all ages. Garrett's enthusiasm is contagious and will make you want to begin capturing your own life experiences. Never Lend A Book You Love To Someone You Only Like is a relatable collection for those who have ever experienced the sparks of an unrelenting first kiss, the traumatic heart palpitations of first heartbreak or the general awfulness of attempting to date in the 21st century.