After the long national nightmare for Patriots fans over Deflate-gate, the New England Patriots began their annual quest for greatness-or at least a Super Bowl victory. Along the way this season have been the usual roadblocks and blockheads, including the NFL itself with their comedy team of referees and pompous media sycophants. In another barrage of standup comedy, the included humor monologues for this season feature wit, parody, whimsy, irony, folly, and satire with all the insight of a groundhog in February. Forget the scores. Here are the stories you want to remember and re-tell from your barstool.