Life for the recently turned vampire? It's a minefield. Never fear - with over 400 years of vampiric know-how, Miles Proctor is here to help. From practical issues like Fang Care and Luring Prey, through fundamental issues like Vampirosexuality and Existential Crises, to the lighter matters like Faking Your Way Through a Meal and Alluding to Your Identity for Amusement, 'The New Vampire's Handbook' is a treasure trove of must-have advice.