Kill People. Fun Gregory, an ostracized misfit, fantasizes about becoming a notorious serial killer. Gregory believes that once he is revealed to the public eye as one of the grisly murderers terrorizing the Washington Bay campus, publishers will bid for his stories with million-dollar contracts, his peers will envy his media presence. and his new bad-boy image will cause supermodels to throw themselves at him. Gregory and his two friends orchestrate a scheme to outdo the murderous sprees of their role models, like Jeffery Dahmer. Their targets: the most infamous people at Washington Bay, from arrogant workers in the financial aid office to the Dean himself. Tailed by police investigation, Greg is determined to become the Next Top Vampire, but will have to devise a way to out stage his grisly heroes before he is exposed to the public as a mediocre killer.