This book tells the hilarious funny experiences of Nigel Graham, a very successful osteopath in London and Dorset, and most recently sunny Cyprus. Nigel Graham graduated directly from school, as one of the youngest graduates from the British College of Osteopathy and Naturopathy, later the British College of Osteopathy, as Osteopathy achieved recogntion. He joined the faculty of the BCNO and taught Osteopathy whilst also assisting a very famous Premier Division football team. He helped a British Athletics team win the European Championship and joined the B.O.A. to become President in 2006 representing Osteopathy, not only in the UK, but throughout Europe. He has travelled extensively coming from his native New Zealand as a young teenager to succeed in life as an Osteopath, against all expectations, and now recalls many funny experiences in his 40 years as an Osteopath. He was often referred to by his numerous patients, not as an Osteopath, but as a comedian who should appear on stage, and although he 'hurt' people who attended his practice as patients, and paid good money for his services, he was always professional, and always smiling, and his patients put immense trust in him, as he always got them better, representing No Pain, No Gain.