You'd expect a school nurse to deal with tummy aches, scraped knees and snotty noses but what about swallowed bugs, bad haircuts, tongue piercings, goldfish in the eyes, and kids who need a shave? Believe it or not, this school nurse sees all of it on a daily basis while putting up with whiny students, clueless teachers and psychotic parents. Read a compilation of her funniest moments and pretty soon you'll be wondering why there's no vaccine for stupid.