"So what, is this the bit on the back where I tell you what an amazing product this is, and pray on your fears of being left out of the latest trend, so you'll buy my stuff? Well this book isn't what's trending, now or probably ever. Your fears are already prayed on from every bastard socio-political and supposedly artistic angle ... I suppose that's what this book is all about, this grubby diary of cartoons and poems and stories ... aw shit, I just marketed it to you Oh forget it, mate. Let's just call it 'Harry Potter's Hungry Insurgent Ring Game OF 50 Maze Running Gone Marvel Girl Lords Cook Book' and have done with it, shall we? Did that do the trick? Look, I'm just fed up of it all, and I'm going to say so, alright? And maybe you agree with me on a lot of this stuff ... if you read it, like. Or don't. Whatever, I don't care, me. No, wait. Please do. Please read it. My one man army is about to revolt and who'll make the tea then? Think about it."