Evil Dead. Grindhouse. Brain Damage. Motel Hell. Night of the Comet. There are no conventions that the vanguard writers of these films wouldn't eschew. There are no rules that they wouldn't break. These maestros of the macabre took everything we know about horror and set it on its head, all for fancy's thrill. For them, there is no caprice too bizarre to indulge. No limits. No precautions. Just you, a story, and the wind rushing past you with the ground fast approaching. Oh, and your bungie cord isn't attached to your harness. Your evil hand must have loosened it. Theater B is a collection of short stories written in the same vein as the classic B movies that we fell in love with for their utter lack of shame. They are orgasms of creativity, sluicing imagination from every orifice. They are monuments to the raw idea, bereft of filter, spawned to electrify, to terrify, and to nauseate. Table of Contents Melt - Jack Burgos Four Houses Down, on the Bad Side of Town - Adrian Ludens Cafe Shambleau - Donald Jaco Uitvlugt Death in Blacklight - AP Sessler The Lovely Thing - Lisa Finch Flesh Flies - Donna Leahey This Little Piggy - Ken Goldman Nothing in Common - Darrel Duckworth Tiny Town - Amber Bierce Far From Any Road - Benjamin DeVos All Dolled Up - Shannon Iwanski Fake Girlfriend - Timothy O'Leary Believe in Me - Hall Jameson Blood and Dust - Jack Campbell Jr 15:32 - Christina Klarenbeek Beautiful Wasteland - J Lily Corbie The Devil is in the Details - T Fox Dunham Your Flight Time Has Been Changed - Tracy Fahey Hallowed Ground - Thomas Mead Here be Dragons - Jeremiah Murphy Violet Plane - Laura-Marie Steele Murder in the Third - Mac Boyle Misery - Kerry GS Lipp A Day in the Life of a Lame Fame Addict - Shaun Avery Symphony of Screams - Kurt Newton Host - Addison Clift The Breakup - Franklin Charles Murdock"