OMG, I'M SIXTY-FIVE. I'M F**KED is a journey that starts with the shocking, unexpected, brutal realization that you are no longer the young vibrant person of past memories. You awaken to the stark reality that you have somehow entered a new realm, the autumn of your life, without even knowing that you had previously arrived long before you hesitantly begin to acknowledge the obvious truth-that you are just not getting old, you already are. You are now compelled to continue down this newly discovered path, continuing on with disbelief, until reality finally sets in and you find yourself trying and struggling to continue the future downward spiral of your new and uncontrollable path. It is a story that forces you to look into the past, continue in the present, and try to come to terms with the future. It's a comedy of errors, and you're along for the ride, like it or not-you've got no place to go.