HAVE YOU EVER Been kidnapped by members of the Serbian mafia whilst involuntarily assisting in the making of a pornographic movie in Southern Spain? Come within a whisker of being eviscerated by an Israeli missile strike whilst promoting your first song in Hezbollah controlled Lebanon? Had a Mexican standoff with a family of gun toting Dwayne's in Ploughshare Alabama over the nature of God? ME NEITHER. SO HOW ABOUT Discovering that you have a half brother after having a fight with an electric kettle? Performing at Madison Square Garden with a bunch of cast offs from the musicals Oliver and Mary Poppins? Watching your former boss heist a space shuttle after he's successfully eliminated a Taliban inspired terror group in Brooklyn? No?.....These guys have, and they must rank as the most incompetent set of individuals ever to attempt making a career in the music business. And despite their best efforts at screwing everything up, they achieve near instant global success.....for a while.