Oh No, Not Jesus!

Unsure of why Jesus has returned five years before the prophesied time, Lucifer also joins in the search. He eventually finds the Son of God in the Pittsburgh area, where Jesus is being held in a top-secret prison that has replaced Guantanamo Bay. But will the Prince of Darkness or any of the other heavenly helpers be able to wrest Jesus away from the government's grasp?

For those of you who can stand a little blasphemy, "Oh No, Not Jesus " is a humorous tale. And who knows . it might even make you think.

"It's great to see him get another go 'round."
-Pontius Pilate

"I laughed, I cried, it was better than "Cats" ."
-Moses

"Those homeland security guys give me the willies."
-Satan