Discover the ups and downs of post-college life in this hilarious keepsake graduation gift that parodies Seuss' classic for the modern age. // Congrats! Congrats! / You've made it so far. / You're an adult now, / you're even allowed / in a bar. // But long before you're / going to succeed, / You'll eff shit up, / 100% guaranteed. // This ultimate graduation present is sure to bring a nervous smile to the face of any young adult about to face the wide world.