Getting older brings challenges; many minor, some major. Here is a lighthearted look at occasions such as medical investigations, sex and funerals. Can today's terminology be mastered without losing one's sanity? When are you too old to party? Why is a glass or three of wine in the evening good for you? Why not be grumpy old farts? This book features factual incidents from my family, friends and other suspects who are in the process of losing their hair, gaining wrinkles and often weight and occasionally misplacing their marbles. It is not a self help book, rather it's written looking at the more humorous aspects of becoming older and more villainous.