This is an erotic comedy short story about a pensioner who discovers a new lease of life and much pleasure after purchasing an electrical vibrating massager and becoming addicted to how great it feels on her aching back muscles, and then on her other body parts too. She then becomes sexually involved with her best friend and a postman too Maud is seventy-one-years old and hasn't indulged in the pleasures of sexual matters for many years.After her husband Norman passed away and, after pulling a muscle in her back picking up a box of his stuff to give to charity, she's fed up of everything lately. A few weeks later, when relaxing in her comfortable armchair, Doris - her neighbour and good friend - teaches her to use a computer to take her mind off matters. When surfing the internet, Maud sees a mains-powered electrical vibrating massager in an online health and beauty shop and purchases it immediately in order to relieve the pain and tension in her back muscles. She's never used one before and, after plugging it into a power socket in her bedroom, experiencing true intense pleasure for the first time in her life, the massager drops out of her hand and into her lap. Then the real fun begins... Her mind is not only distracted from pining over her husband, her aching back improves dramatically too. Best of all, her life becomes a hell of a lot more enjoyable again A very erotic and funny tale that'll be sure to titillate you no end, pardon the pun."