A philosophical essay exploring the idea that all empires throughout history have been novice at best. Dealing with the physical as well as metaphysical empires, this essay shows the inner struggles of humanity and how they are manifested in our very own creations such as technology, law, socialization, religion, and corporations to name a few. Ultimately these creations help to make the novice empire, influencing humanity, and the question becomes "are they to our detriment or for our betterment?"