A sparkling collection of funny, often irreverent, verse poems, including limericks, haiku, double dactyls, as well as longer story poems and song lyrics. Topical, witty, and clever, these verses will have you laughing out loud even as you marvel at the author's inventiveness. Douglas Westberg, a freelance writer, author, columnist, and recording artist, is the author of The Depressed Guys Book of Wisdom.
EXCERPT:
'Twas a terrible procrastinator
Who put everything off until later.
When at last he was asked,
"Why put off every task?"
He replied, "I'm an excellent waiter "
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There once was a Greek king named Oedipus
Who murdered his father quite deadipus
Then according to some,
He married his Mum-
A tale I find rather incredipus...