Parade of Losers is a fairly concise (one-hour read) humorous, autobiographical look at my history of dating disasters and relationship mishaps. Specifically, it addresses the plight of physicians, attorneys, journalists, engineers and other high-powered single women who are independently financially secure, psychologically stable, reasonably attractive and yet have not been able to find a suitable partner. Various options for dating and attempting to select "Mr. Right" are presented for this group, with "the parade" intending to depict the long line of unsuitable men and colorful characters that these otherwise intelligent and reasonable women will undoubtedly meet in their endeavors to find THE ONE.