Servals have the fastest paw strike of any living feline. Blue whales have the biggest babies and if spiders weighed 238lbs maybe then we'd give a fuck while hailing our methods humane but for now our capillaries chug Keystone, pixelated worlds become womb, cassowaries won't eat a local newborn, and swapping out urinal cakes pays nine an hour plus transportation to and from whatever holes we crawl. This ecology is too spicy. Remember the declaration of independence from ever again cooking with jalapeño before buttstuffs? Once there was a tiger who choked on a good time. Once there was a boy who ached granular. Once those two bred and a children's book was sold... ...the author of which is a scumbag. We sing a hymn in her honor.