From the author and illustrator of Imagination Stew... Bite into a bizarre world where things aren't always what they seem: Santa Clause is a football star, meatballs and chicken wings compete on the track, dogs battle in an epic paddle, and unicorns aren't as graceful as we thought. An old gym locker brings delicious inspiration to the table in this outrageously witty sports-themed poetry collection. Geared towards middle grades, this collection contains a Teaching Resource guide full of classroom activities, discussion points, and literary terms that coordinate with each poem.