It's late March in 2006 and the U.S. is bogged down in Afghanistan. Unfortunately, al Qaeda targets have moved across the border into Pakistan, an allied country, putting a full scale invasion out of the question. Still, the enemy must be killed. Maybe a taste of their own medicine will do the trick. Meanwhile; Charles "Sig" Sigismund is minding his own drunken business stuck in the mud of a sloppy potato field near a bar in Kansas, when he is drugged and snatched up by a group of government contractors and taken to a secret location. Upon waking, Sig finds out that he is just one of eleven middle aged white men brought to the camp for the purpose of carrying out suicide bomber attacks on al Qaeda targets in the tribal region of Pakistan. Why them? Doctor's files indicate that each has suicidal depression. Other documents say they are all alone in the world and won't be missed. If only it were so simple.