Trumpty Dumpty - An Epic Poem is a no longer quite so short illustrated political satire. It is a combination of 5 poems, the first of which was conceived in the shower late in 2018, while the current president was driving the author slightly mad. Nothing more was expected. The first poem, however, was followed by another, as events continued to inspire satire. By the 2020 election there were four such books and when the worst president in US history managed to inspire yet more material, instead of gracefully conceding as even the most brainless clod had managed to do in the past, it was time, like Homer, to combine the entire work into an epic poem. Unlike Homer, it is written nursery rhyme style. The content, while mind-boggling and unbelievable, is based on real events, and is intended for adults (if there are any left). If Mr. Trump, Mr. Putin, or any of their goons read this, please note: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Nothing as pathetic and crazy as this could possibly happen here now or in the future...or did it and could it?