Was the King of Pop also the King of Pimps? This "Macabre Classic" thoroughly examines the mysterious question of was the totally undisputed King of Pop in fact a blaxploitation era lineage master pimp as has long been suspected by blaxploitation era lineage master pimps. This work initially contains a dedication to Michael Jackson's totally unparalleled accomplishments and life's work and then it proceeds to cover core pandering philosophies and objectives and finally the work compares Michael Jackson's known behavioral and lifestyle patterns, such as his lack of proper education, unstable interracial relationships, constant complaints of loneliness, morbid drug addiction, his said bankruptcy at the time of his death and the accusations of child molestation that surrounded at least two generations of his family, to that of a plenipotentiary level theologian lineage master pimp. The author is a grand inquisitor level theologian lineage master pimpnological decryptologist who is an inconceivably highly capable profiler of panderers and prostitutes who has never incorrectly profiled any individual that matched a given profile on three strong points. Michael Jackson profiled out as a plenipotentiary level theologian lineage master pimp on twenty five specific points.