There are dark, powerful forces in the world... Dropping from above, they reek out vengeance--unleashing terror on the unsuspecting. Only one man can hope to control this horror. Only one man can wipe away such destructive power. Only one man can sit on the throne of destiny. Only one man will change lives...or at least his pants. The man is Bob. Enter the imaginative, exciting, and downright frightening stories of Bob...and be prepared to be BLOWN away. "Clearly deserves to be on a banned book list " "The Bob stories have power that should be hidden away." "Never have I been so disgusted...I just had to keep reading." See for yourself what nobody is talking about...because it would just be too embarrassing. PLAN 9 SHADES OF BROWN: THE CHRONICLES OF BOB...the title says it all. Chronicles include: Bob and the Blown Pants, Bob and the Brown Suitcase, King Dong (or Bob's Blast), and The Night of the Living Ninja Squirrels (or George Washington Went Here) *Warning: contains unfair amount of toilet humor*