What do you get when you cross the Pope with the birds and the bees and a plate of pasta? A grandmother's ultimatum leads to years of adventure, trysts, culture clashes, and heart-wrenching contemplations. From Boston to Rome, a cultural whirlwind that recounts the dramas and stomach cramps encountered by Gallant in her attempt to meet the appropriate man to bring home to her family. You'll need a passport, a strong shot of espresso, and a good shrink to decipher this Italian-American perspective on life, love, and sin. Please My Italian Grandma is a contemporary romance and true story.