These inedited writings in poem form are not my work. I only act as a scribe, as a certain gentleman by the name of Dean Jonathan Swift passes the thoughts and words through my mind and I write down whatever I hear him say. I have had this contact for a long time and I am very pleased to be able to put them into print. As I now have decided to share them with the world, this edition is only book number one. There is much more to come. take this warning as given, that you can only read one or two writings per day, as it may blow your mind as it has done to me in the past. May your God go with you Alexa Pope.