Poslednij Pamyatnik [Latest Statue] (Russian Edition)

- Navernoye, - skazal ekskursovod, - mnogiye iz vas zadalis voprosom, pochemu na samoy razvitoy planete Vselennoy do sikh por stoit pamyatnik cheloveku? Srazu skazhu, chto eto yedinstvennyy pamyatnik voobshche, a ne tolko cheloveku, na nashey planete. I krome etogo pamyatnika net boleye ni odnogo pamyatnika i ni odna ulitsa na nashey planete, krome toy, chto vedot k Tsentralnoy Ploshchadi, ne nazvana v chest cheloveka... - Pochemu pamyatnik imenno etomu cheloveku vy ne storli s litsa svoyey planety? - sprosila khudozhnitsa s planety, nosyashchey nazvaniye Dobraya. - Eto, navernoye, ochen khoroshiy chelovek? Navernoye, eto luchshiy chelovek iz vsekh, kotoryye zhili na vashey planete? Da? - Khoroshiy? - ispuganno peresprosil ekskursovod. - Nu chto Vy. Kto zhe stavit pamyatnik khoroshemu cheloveku? Khoroshiye lyudi v pamyatnikakh ne nuzhdayutsya...

- Probably, - said the guide - many of you have wondered why on the most advanced planet of the universe still is a monument to the man? I must say that this is the only a statue in general, not just the man on the planet. Is not a single monument and is not a single street on the planet except the one that leads to the central square, is not named after a man ... - Why is a statue to this person you have not erased from the face of the planet? - Asked the artist from the planet, carrying the name of Good. - It's probably a very nice person? This is probably the best person of all who have lived on your planet? Yes? - Nice person? - Fearfully asked the tour guide. - It's nothing. Who puts a a statue to a good man? Good people do not need in the a statues ...