I wish I could say that none of this really happened. But it did. Every single damn day of it. I've been locked in a Singles' Hell since April, 2006 and the accomodations are the absolute worst that you can imagine. My cell mates have been some of the most horrific people masquerading as princes. It's a battlefield where WWF wrestlers prance around in hairpieces and medical doctors disguise themselves as celebrity look-a-likes through online dating. So you think you want to be single? You think you're missing an exciting life filled with dashing, romantic dates and crazy, sex-filled vacations around the globe. Well, pick up your wine glass, ladies and let's make a toast to monogamous relationships and healthy marriages because after you read this book, you will most likely tie your spouse to the kitchen chair and refuse to let him out of your sight. In the real world, there aren't many Romeos. Cheers