How dumb can a criminal be? Dumb enough to make you laugh out loud at these true stories of really dumb criminal activity. The stories in this volume come to you from the states of Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Texas -- the Southwest region of the U.S. Professor Birdsong has found out a lot of dumb criminal stories from the Southwest. They include, Drunk and/or Disorderly Dummies from the Southwest; Dumbest Robbers of the Southwest; and includes a chapter of the most bizarre dumbest criminals of the Southwest. Readers will chuckle at: the cross-dressing San Diego man who went on a rampage in a Denny's restaurant when he believed his cell phone had been stolen; the story of the California man arrested for hoarding and keeping more than 400 snakes in his home; then there is the Texas "panty robber' who for two years broke into homes and stole women's underwear; the one about the Dallas woman who bit off her boyfriend's lower lip while kissing him at midnight at a New Year's party - she was charged with aggravated assault; the Texas bank robber after receiving the loot tipped the teller with one of the $20 bills she had just given him; and many more stories about dumb criminals from the Southwest that make this anthology a bust-your-gut laughing good time reading this book."