Professor Birdsong loves dumb criminal stories. He is pleased to present another volume of his Dumbest Criminal Stories. This small volume of Professor Birdsong's 177 Dumbest Criminals has been written just for your enjoyment. You are certain to laugh out loud at some of the stories and chuckle about others. Most of all you will wonder how can criminals be so dumb, inept, or both. These stories are some of the best from all around the world like: There is the story of a Chinese woman accused of killing a shopkeeper by squeezing his scrotum when he asked her not park her motorbike in front of his shop; her grip was so strong that the man went into shock and died. From Germany we find that a well-endowed woman allegedly tried to kill her boyfriend by smothering him with her size 38 DD breasts. Then there is the one about the English man arrested for having sex with his girlfriend's dog. and so many other stories about dumb criminals that make this anthology worth reading and will make you laugh out loud."