Connor ------- I think my dick is broken. I haven't fucked in three months. That's how pathetic the situation has become. I haven't had a dry spell like this since...well-never. People like me don't have dry spells.In New York, if you're twenty-six, richer than God, and still can't get laid...that's just fucked up. Except this isn't even my fault-I can't help that hours of nothing but old geezers in suits talking about negotiations and acquisitions bores my dick to dormancy. I fucking wish I was bi-polar. Then one of my alter egos could have a better libido. Instead, I'm given the personal assistant from hell. ===== Rachel ------- The only thing worse than being a personal assistant is being one for your high school nemesis. But if this is the only way I can escape the family business, so be it. I can bite my tongue and shit on my pride for a few months...I hope.