A poetry collection focusing on what it is to become a 'Real Grown-Up Woman' in the twenty-first century. Each poem is a reckless navigation through the obstacle course of a modern twenty-something female with such hurdles including dating, cancelling plans and the vagina's varying PH levels. A mix of sex and social inabilities, Samantha Boarer's poetry will woo you, make you feel uncomfortable, but will never leave you feeling unsatisfied. Presenting self deprecating humour, this collection turns serious situations on their heads to reveal the absurdity of it all. An incredibly honest account of what it's like to be a grown up single woman.