Most people have a couple stories about bad dates and failed relationships, but most people are not stupid enough to publish their experiences for the entire world to read. Here lie the bare revelations of one man's failures at meeting, dating and developing successful relationships with women. "My last boyfriend used to tie me up, gag me and get pretty rough. I left him after six years because I felt he didn't respect me." Cicilia revealed to me on our second date. "I was afraid it would scare you away if I told you about the amputation prior to meeting" Ilene apologized as I stared in wide-eyed surprise. "Now that we are dating I expect you to be a real man and start paying some of my bills: Maybe my car payment or the rent" Marie explained to me on our second date. I picked up a Bible and began reading verses of interest quietly to the young boy seated next to me. Yuni surprised the entire room by jumping up and yelling "Stop whispering things about me " "I didn't mean to lead you on by giving you my number" Kassie cautioned me when I called the number she had given me. "You breathe too much" my loving wife stated.