Relocating Serendipity is a crazy roller coaster ride of fact and fiction to stimulate your wildest imagination. From the Mongolian desert to arctic China, over the expansive Pacific Ocean to the Americas - disregarding the concept of time -we follow a rag-tag traveling circus of the mind to explore questions of morality and to determine what is reality. It's a tale of humans and animals not of this world seeking to find their way home. Excerpt: She pointed the AK into his bleeding face. Camel intervened to mediate the crisis looking at Azni: "Have you ever been on a magic camel ride before?" Azni did not know what to say. "Hop on. I will take you for one. It's otherworldly fun." "Can I come too?" Rainbow spun around again in the sky. "Of course and bring your Blue Face lover and please put the damn weapons down. We camels ride in the sky with peace. Let's let the Ministers talk." Azni hesitated. She looked at Donkey. He gave his nod of approval. She ran over and gave him a sexy kiss. Rainbow was licking my ear. "Let's move out " Azni hopped on. We left all of the weapons at the camp as camel requested. "1 - 2 - 3 Close your eyes " Whooa We were literally flying. Camel circled over the thick pine forest beneath the clouds. Azni was screaming: "How can you do this?" Rainbow was sitting on or in my head. 'This gets better and better. I never imagined such a cool honeymoon ' Honeymoon, I thought to myself. This was unexpected. I loved it. I love her so much "I learned these skills chilling with nomads in Tamanrasset," Camel told us with confidence. "Where's that?" I wondered. "South Algeria, Blue Fool." "This is amazing " Raccoon screamed. "This whole magic carpet ride albeit a great tune seemed a bit outdated. Our generation needed something more innovative. So these nomads came up with the magic camel ride. Haha " As we descended from these curious clouds through ethereal sky in frozen time a feeling I never imagined came over me. I think all of us felt it simultaneously. It was as if our crew was the only creatures in the universe and we knew the ark was near and the pilot was waiting. We landed safely in a green meadow that glowed as if the Earth was growing. In a way I guess it was the population expanding exponentially, volcanoes erupting violently, tsunamis demonstrating the powers of the wild seas, crazy humans demonstrating on the streets. This world was in chaos. We needed to get out of here fast. When I first found myself here I was very confused. I knew something went very very wrong. Then over countless centuries things just seemed to be normal until one morning I heard a calling of unearthly strength as if an earthquake rocked my being to its very core and I was thrown from my worldly abode of slumber into the sky. Then dropped back onto the Earth again. I knew I was in the wrong place for way too long. I had to find answers so I packed my few belongings and walked off into an inhospitable, almost uninhabitable world, to find my crew, to find my fellow creatures of an othergodly existence. 'I believe you have little Blue Man and a cute little bonus, ' Azni winked at me and nodded towards Rainbow who was caressing my shoulders. "We are all very fortunate to have found each other so let's try to get along, help each other get out of this God-forgotten land all in one piece," Camel said looking at Azni.