A witty collection of essays and poetry from the longest-running writer's group in Florida. They make the Algonquin Round Table look like a bunch of dead people. Topics include: Training Yard Lizards (Anoles); Community Bicycles; Woodman, Spare That $10 Tree; Tree Laws Kill Trees; How to Avoid Police (& Police States); Police States, Niemoller, & Guns; Nazis & Not-Sees; The USSR & Soviet Socialism; Capitalist Pearls; More on Democracy & Dumbocracy (Poetry). Before becoming the editor for this compilation of authors, Ian Tinny was a part-time instructor to Probation Officers and to Judges, and his work led to the arrest, trial, conviction, and imprisonment of America's Dumbest Criminals. "Drug Detection Dog Training - Libertarian Lawyers Fight Police State USA," is another book by Tinny. Tinny is also the author of the groundbreaking book "Pledge of Allegiance & Swastika Secrets." It is a semi-biographical work about the nation's leading authority on the Pledge of Allegiance and his many discoveries, including: (1) that the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag was the origin of the Nazi salute and Nazi behavior; and (2) that the swastika, although an ancient symbol, was also used to represent crossed "S" letters for "socialism" under Nazism (the National Socialist German Workers Party). Tinny also authored a classic science fiction tale revealing an amazing discovery about time travel. Tinny resides in Key West, Florida, for most of the year, with his dog and his cat, overlooking the water.