The sequel to the Amazon #No1 bestseller "Ridiculous Customer Complaints (And Other Statements) Volume 1" "The customer is always right" or so anyone or has ever worked in any service industry is repeatedly told. In this series of books I have set out prove that statement is completely untrue and in fact with customers like these then maybe the opposite could be said. As with the first book these excerpts and comments are all true (as far as I am aware) and though some you may have heard before, I hope there are plenty that you haven't You made find some spelling mistakes and grammatical errors within these pages but please be aware these are left that way on purpose as in all cases this is the way they were originally written and that is what makes them funny. So sit back, grab your self a drink, maybe a fruit cocktail this time and enjoy some of the strangest, ridiculous and most outrageous complaints and quotations from all walks of life.