ROB FELDMAN's book "CARTOONS, COMICS and COWS in CARS" is an ECLECTIC MIX, a veritable STYLE and SUBJECT SMORGASBORD, a visual ROLLERCOASTER ride, a GIDDY ROMP through a KALEIDOSCOPE of tangential MISH-MASHINESS, a PEN and INK PAGENT of procastinatory PLOT PERAMBULATIONS, a BREATHTAKING JOURNEY through the MADCAP MIND of the CARTOONIST who, DESPITE - or perhaps BECAUSE OF - his NEWT-LIKE concentration lapses, seems to HURL the READER, like JELLY-FILLED SOCK in the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER on OVERDRIVE, through the WASHING MACHINE SPIN CYCLE of something something something (note to self: finish this part later)