Scottish Patter: A Guide to Life

Everyone round the world thinks that all we dae in Scotland is wear kilts, play bagpipes, and munch on haggis. But what we should be known for is oor amazing patter.

Where else would people describe their uncle who drinks all the spirits in the hoose as The Exorcist?

Which other country makes their dugs sounds like 40-year-old men by calling them Davey?

Patter is how we Scots make sense of the world and get through life, whether we're at school or in work, in love or on a night oot, Scottish patter will help you get by.

Scottish Patter: A Guide to Life will help you make sense of the world from the country that brought you The Enlightenment, deep-fried chocolate, and Hurricane Bawbag. These wee pearls of wisdom are brought to you by @ScottishPatterr the go-to social media site for Scottish humour with over a million followers.