"Scout Shinn, Where Are Your Pants?" That's the question my Scoutmaster asked me when I finally showed up shivering around the campfire after my episode out in the woods with some older Scouts who thought it was funny to remove my pants and hang them on the flagpole. When a 9-year old goes away to Scout Camp - in my case Camp Ugwam high in the mountains, he faces more than nausea and teasing in the bus on the ride up, but unexpected adventures of the scary sort of all kinds. Looking back as an adult, it's now hilarious, but it sure wasn't at the time. If you were ever a young Scout you will understand...